If you are to take the word of a Beverly Hills jeweler and former CEO of Asprey & Garrard, the British jewelry company to the English royal family, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are engaged. This after stating they wouldn’t marry based on principle saying they would only do so after gay marriage was legalized everywhere. But it appears mounting pressure from their children asking why they aren’t married like all the other mommy and daddies at school and screaming, “Oh my god, does that make me a bastard?!,” has finally convinced Jolie and Pitt to take the plunge.
The British jewelry company confirms to The Hollywood Reporter that he’s designed an engagement ring for Angelina Jolie. A rep says, “I can confirm that, yes, Robert Procop did indeed design an engagement ring for Angelina Jolie, designed in collaboration with Brad Pitt.” They added,
“Brad had a specific vision for this ring, which he realized over a yearlong collaboration. He wanted every aspect of it to be perfect, so I was able to locate a diamond of the finest quality and cut it to an exact custom size and shape to suite Angelina’s hand. Brad was always heavily involved, overseeing every aspect of the creative design evolution. The side diamonds are specially cut to encircle her finger. Each diamond is of the highest gem quality.”
Jolie was seen with the ring two nights ago at a private viewing of the LA County Museum of Art’s Chinese Galleries. Neither reps for Jolie and Pitt have confirmed the engagement.
Probably because they want to string us along and watch us squirm. “Dance, my puppets, dance!”
Brad’s rep confirmed the engagement to PEOPLE. Don’t mind that weeping, it’s only Jennifer Aniston.