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Beyonce and Jay-Z hit up St. Barths on Monday to take a break from that god damn screaming kid. As it’s only been four months since she popped that little girl out, there’s no way Beyonce is slipping into a two-piece or even turning around to show her stomach for that matter.

In fact, all of these photos are either of Beyonce’s top half or back. Odd considering the photog must have been there the whole day and there’s no way he missed Beyonce walking out of the water and onto the beach unless she’s Flash Gordon. It’s as if they somehow convinced the agency to not post the photos. *Rubs fingers together*

Update: Or check here for the full frontal shots.