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A week ago, grainy black and white stills from the Hulk Hogan sex tape that was purportedly being shopped around in early March showed up on The Dirty (NSFW). The stills show a man who definitely looks like Hulk Hogan WITH his signature bandanna banging some chick and then getting a beej by her.

During the time that news broke that the tape was being shopped, Hulk claimed that he had no idea who the girl in the tape was due to a 4 month alcohol binge that led him to bang a lot of women. Well, as luck would have it, the internet is full of perverted would-be sleuths. There’s now a strong consensus that the woman Hulk is having sex with is Bubba the Love Sponge’s (radio DJ) ex-wife and the place where they’re doing it is in Bubba the Love Sponge’s very own bedroom. This could also explain how this was secretly videotaped and why it’s being leaked. Revenge. No one wants to see a guy finishing off in his wife’s mouth while he coos “I am a real American.”

As is always the case, Hulk Hogan is now threatening to sue unless all the stills are expunged from the web. A laughable prospect considering once something finds its way onto the internet, there’s no way of getting rid of it. Sort of like herpes. Or Kim Kardashian.