Following two incidents in which Lindsay Lohan pushed one woman and threw a drink at another, Lindsay has banned herself from The Standard and will be taking her partying elsewhere. Instead of slowing down on the clubbing, she’s in search for a new spot. Probably one that doesn’t have cameras where anything can be proven in a court of law.
In other news, Lindsay admits ignoring the judge’s advice and was at Smoke & Mirrors at The Standard during the drink-throwing incident on Wednesday but insists the other girl was the instigator. Why anyone would believe Lindsay is beyond me. Based on her history of lying, the other woman could say Lindsay punched her in the vagina and people would just go, “Yep, sounds like Lindsay.”