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As a followup to that Mark Ruffalo post where he claimed Scarlett Johansson didn’t wear underwear and that he wasn’t sporting a 10-incher, The Superficial noticed that Scarlett’s breasts jiggle every time she punches or kicks in a new clip from The Avengers. Thus, proving once again, despite the stunning achievements made by James Cameron, it’s sometimes better to let real actors do their thing. *Cups hands to chest* Bouncy, bouncy.

Still, being a man of science, I wanted, nay, needed to verify The Superficial’s claim of jiggling breasts. After yelling at my computer to “Enhance! Enhance!” a couple times, this is what it spat out in disgust. Hey, don’t judge me, computer!