A day or so ago, news came out that Simon Cowell had an affair with X Factor co-judge Danii Minogue. An affair he didn’t go to great lengths to hide. It was also said he was sleeping around on his then fiancee with two other women. This was part of a story about how he got robbed by a one-night stand.
So there you have it. Sharon Osbourne says Simon Cowell has a small penis. Granted, that doesn’t change the fact that he bangs models in his hotel room every other day but at least it’s some consolation.