A new viral clip from the highly anticipated Prometheus was just released featuring David the Android played by Michael Fassbender explaining what the hell this Weyland Corp robot does. It’s very simple, actually. Robot Michael Fassbender does almost anything. He plays chess, sniffs flowers, draws and even sits there and cries like a sad emo bot. My god, he’s like a 14-year-old goth girl. What the hell is he doing on this ship?