Chris Brown Says Every Industry Exec Has Had Rihanna

Everybody was stupefied and a lot of head shaking was going on when Rihanna collaborated with Chris Brown on two tracks, one of which was a remix of Birthday Cake. This was followed by rumors that they were and had been hooking up again.

Well, whether or not that happened, consider it over now that Chris Brown’s remix of Kanye West’s Theraflu is out. Chris raps,

Don’t f**k with my old bitches
Like a bad fur
Every industry n***a did had her
Trick or treat like a pumpkin just to smash her
Bitches breaking codes
But I’m the password

These lyrics have led to a 21st century break-up and the ultimate sign that their relationship can’t be saved. The mutual unfollowing of each other on Twitter.

Rihanna tweeted, “Aw, poor dat #neaux1currrrr,” before unfollowing Brown. While Chris, tweeted, “Assumptions! I didn’t say any names so if u took offense to it then its something you feel guilty about,” before unfollowing Rihanna.

Granted, half of those lyrics are indecipherable. I’m pretty sure most rap songs are 50% what rappers want to say and 50% words that sound cool. It’s like the lyrical version of holding a gun sideways.