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When you’re at home alone with your cats, like I assume Jennifer Love Hewitt is all the time, besides checking out those three wedding rings you’ve picked out for your future fiance to buy you and making a list of all the single celebrities to ask out in the next issue of Us Weekly, there’s not a lot to do.

Which is why JLH had time to vajazzle (vagina bedazzle) herself in preparation for A&E Networks 2012 Upfront event. JLH told NYDN she stuck Swarovski crystals on her vagina because it was a special occasion, adding, “I’m full of good energy.”

Thus, another reason is added to the ever growing list titled, “Reasons Jennifer Love Hewitt Is Still Single,” or, alternatively, “Why Jennifer Love Hewitt Seems Batsh*t Crazy.”

PS: I know the title is a little repetitive so just deal with it.