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Jessica Lowndes at the FHM 100 Sexiest Women in the World Party

FHM launched their 100 Sexiest Women in the World list which was topped by X Factor judge Tulisa Contostavlos. Tulisa’s rise to the top was no doubt helped along by her leaked sex tape because there’s no way she would beat out Cheryl Cole or Jessica Lowndes in a fair fight. It’s been scientifically proven that a video of a girl blowing a guy instantly jumps their popularity up 30 spots on any top 100 list.

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11 years ago

If Jessica keeps on gaining she won’t be there for much longer anyway.

Madame Von Snow
Madame Von Snow
11 years ago

Jessica needs to lose weight.  That is apparent.  Bold prints only exacerbate that visual challenge.  Also, she seems to have a suspicious slight Botox eye – her left eye is closed more than the other.