Kanye West Marries Kim Kardashian in his Rap Song

A source says Kim Kardashian and Kanye west are “100 percent having conversations about marriage,” which explains a new track by Pusha T. where West raps, “I saw you in the club in a white dress/Now I want to put you in a white dress.”

I won’t go into how dumb of an idea it is to marry Kim when her fake marriage to Kris Humphries isn’t even officially over yet. I will, however, go into how dumb some rap lyrics are. I mean, isn’t it sort of cheating to rhyme “white dress” with “white dress?” It’s like when Nicki Minaj raps, “Don’t let me die young, I just want you to father my young.” Sure, you can technically do that and it works, but, c’mon, stop being lazy.