Kelly Brook is in Cannes doing photoshoots right now. This one being in a phone booth for I don’t know what. All I have to say is: I can see why this guy offered her $1 million to sleep with him and then begged like a pathetic dork when she tried to get away. I would have done the same thing. Except I would have been more convincing. A picture of her family gagged and bound may have done the trick.