Here’s Jon Hamm giving advice to teenage girls because that’s the hot thing to do now.
Don’t forget to enter the Drake contest to win a pair of tickets.
Cause & Effect
- Miley Cyrus’ movie Lol bombed at the box office. It didn’t help it opened up the same weekend as The Avengers.
- In the wake of MCA’s death, Beastie Boys’ album sales have skyrocketed.
- Jennifer Aniston will reunite with Jason Sudeikis in We’re the Millers where she’ll play a stripper. Because deepthroating a banana in her last movie worked out so well.
- Mila Kunis saved a man suffering a violent seizure. *Practicing fake seizures right now*
- Hair pioneer Vidal Sassoon lost his battle with leukemia.
- Will Smith went to Asia to promote Men in Black 3 where, judging by the pictures, he continually screamed “Godjirra” at the Japanese people. What a dick.
- Chris Brown got a tattoo of his girlfriend Karrueche Tran’s face on his arm causing Rihanna to freak out. She ended up at the hospital after partying too hard after the Met Gala. Allegedly.
- Here’s a fantastic trick by Rob Dyrdek. It’s called: walking through a glass door. Otherwise known as, how much does a fake glass door cost?
The Tail End
- The lawyer representing the John Does suing John Travolta for trying to get them to give him a blowie says more masseurs are about to step forward.
- Here’s Octomom trying not to gag. Surprisingly, this has nothing to do with that self-pleasure porn she was shooting.
- Pretty much why this kid gets his ass kicked in school.
- God, Kellly Brook is so perfect.