Watch your favorite aging action stars try to not break a hip in the Expendables 2 trailer. There’s one scene where they show some pithy words painted on the side of the tank their driving which is pretty much one step away from having an airbrushed bikini model on the side with Viva la Raza written over it.
This movie is only worth it to see Sylvester Stallone in a cute little beret. Daw, he’s adorable.
Movie & TV
- Robert Pattinson, best known for being a pasty, sparkly vampire, has been cast as the soldier who captured Saddam Hussein. Actual soldier who captured Saddam must be thrilled.
- Apparently people want to watch a fat Christina Aguilera amble around on stage less than they want to watch Jennifer Lopez steal the spotlight every chance she gets.
- The filming of Avengers was a real sausage fest. At one point, Scarlett Johansson even walked into a group of half-naked stunt men in a hot tub. They didn’t get up to greet her because, you know, boners.
Oh, Really
- Fresh off calling Christina Aguilera a bitch, The Wanted talk about how Britney Spears’ bouncers made them face the wall while she walked by.
- Lindsay Lohan’s hit-and-run case has been turned over to the DA because the LAPD doesn’t have enough to charge her with. This is just a formality for kissing her ass.
- Jay Cutler sure does get pissy. You’d think he was the one with hormones raging through his body.
- Samsung announced the highly anticipated Galaxy SIII today. They even released an ad telling us the phone “recognizes who you are,” “follows your every move,” and “waits till you’re asleep.” So this phone is perfect for stalking, apparently.
- Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown Fedexed crack cocaine to themselves.
- Munch’s ‘Scream’ is now the most valuable painting. It was sold for $119.9M.
Girls
- Estella Warren hasn’t done much over the years besides starring with Marky Mark in that Planet of the Apes movie decades ago. But now her tits are back with a vengeance. (NSFW)
- Ever wanted to see Olivia Wilde go blonde filming a Revlon commercial? Of course you have.
- The only reason I’m linking to these latest fame whoring pictures of Courtney Stodden in a bathtub is because she looks pretty decent without all that makeup on.
