- Bobbi Kristina will use her mother’s tribute to launch her singing career.
- Angelina Jolie weighs less than 100 pounds which makes it so much easier to kidnap, er, woo her.
- Chris Brown was riding around LA picking up strange in his Range Rover.
- If you’ve ever wanted to carve a guy’s face, name Kobe Bryant, onto your head, go to this guy. Then go jump off a bridge because you seem like an idiot.
- How dare you try to get rid of my cameltoe.