After teasing their Kate Upton shoot yesterday, GQ released the full video of it today. What do we learn from this? Kate’s favorite color is yellow, her favorite food is sushi and her favorite restaurant is Nobu. Fascinating, tell me more! I want to know everything about your breasts, I mean, you!
Our interview gets going with a tame icebreaker of a question: What’s the most exciting thing you’ve done since becoming massively famous? Kate’s immediate response: “For the GQ photo shoot, we were on that ride where the seat spins while the actual ride is spinning, and I’m wearing a one-piece. And all of a sudden the whole entire top falls off! I’m holding myself, laughing, turning bright red, but a lot of people are watching, so they kicked us out of the Santa Monica Pier—it was so embarrassing.” Pause, then the kicker: “You wouldn’t think that would happen with a one-piece!”
So not even a one-piece could contain Kate Upton’s magnificent titties. Is there a video of this somewhere? Do I have to pay $19.95 to access it? Because I’m taking my wallet out right now. For the love of god, just tell me where to enter my credit card.
Warning: Wet t-shirt with no bra in video. Possibility of falling in love: 100%.