Kim Kardashian Is Too Fat

The other night, Kim Kardashian tweeted this picture of her unsuccessfully trying to squeeze into a black dress backstage at Jimmy Kimmel. It looked like Bruce Banner turning into the Incredible Hulk. She wrote, “About to do Jimmy Kimmel & my whole dress rips! Help!!! Time to sew me in…praying this works!”

If this were me, I would have just wore a dress in the correct size. But, hey, that would be too rational which is exactly why I wasn’t born with ovaries.