At around 10:15 am this morning, paramedics were called to the penthouse of the Ritz-Carlton in Marina del Ray, CA where Lindsay Lohan was found unconscious. No other details have been reported and it’s doubtful penises were drawn on her face with Sharpie so it’s definitely not a case of “I passed out drunk and my friends are jerks.”
A friend of Lohan tells Radar, “she’s fine and we’re hoping she will be released soon.”
Update: Which is weird because according to TMZ, Lindsay wasn’t taken to the hospital. According to reports, Lindsay was just really tired. She had been shooting non-stop without sleep for 2 days and went to her hotel to get some sleep. Someone got worried when they couldn’t wake her up so they called 911. Lindsay is now back on set shooting her movie.
“Geez, can’t a sista get some sleep,” Lindsay said. Also, it says a lot if the first thing that pops into people’s minds when you sleep through wake-up calls and knocks on the door is “oh, she must have overdosed.”