Marisa Miller, 33, is pregnant for the first time with her record producer husband Griffin Guess. Wait, Griffin Guess? That guy must have a hell of a time introducing himself to people. “What’s your name?” “Griffin Guess.” “Guess? Uh, I don’t know, Smith? Dore?”
To the dismay of men everywhere but the joy of women everywhere else, Miller is due in late fall so we can spend the entire bikini season watching her gain weight.
Side note: When you become a supermodel, there should be a rule that you be fitted with a NuvaRing for the next 10 years so this doesn’t happen.