Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green left Romance Nail Salon in Studio City yesterday. She won’t confirm or deny any pregnancy but here she is with what looked like a baby bump or food bloat. I can never tell the difference. That’s why when I want to know I make a fist and pretend like I’m going to punch them in the stomach to see how they flinch. It’s a way better method than actually asking the woman. I don’t want to make things awkward or nothin’.
