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It’s no secret that has fallen on hard times. She recently broke down and filmed a self-pleasure video to supplement her $4,000 monthly welfare check. She barely earns enough to get a Brazilian blowout!

Which is why she’s turned to stripping. The one profession that requires neither talent or, if those 2pm weekday shows at the Cheetah Lounge have taught me, good looks.

Sources tell TMZ Octomom has been booked to do two shows a night from July 11-15 at T’s Lounge in West Palm Beach, FL. The catch is she’ll only be taking her top off and won’t be doing lap dances. Oh, darn.

According to our sources, Octo has felt “sexually liberated” since filming her solo porn (due out this summer) and decided stripping would be a good way to promote the upcoming video.

Yet another reason to avoid Florida. That is unless you’re really interested in what the body of a mother who popped out 14 kids looks like. In which case, you’re probably already living there.