- Luka Rocco Magnotta, the guy who filmed himself stabbing a guy 50 times with an ice pick, then having sex with his corpse, then dismembering his body, eating the flesh and mailing the foot to Canada’s Conservative Party, has finally been caught in Berlin.
- Woman awarded $900,000 after suing a man for knowingly giving her herpes.
- I’m slightly disgusted, slightly impressed but mostly disgusted that this rather, um, large mom managed to climb a stripper pole like that. She looked like a bear climbing a tree. But way less graceful and way more squeaky.
- You don’t see Jennifer Aniston until the end of this web series spoof of The Bachelor and the payoff isn’t that great but the video is sort of funny regardless.
- Jenny McCarthy pulled her hamstring while sleeping. She’ll probably blame it on those vaccinations she took as a kid.
- Kim Kardashian and her family butcher a Notorious B.I.G. song. (Site NSFW)
It’s About Time
- You ever have bitches you wanna holla at? This notebook will help you keep track of all of them.
- Obama sings Call Me Maybe. Not really but close enough.
- Conan O’Brien nuzzling a jaguar. That is all.
- Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen seem to have finally outgrown their dress like a homeless person or Helena Bonham Carter phase.