“And then her jaw was all like…”
- Crazy story of the day: Clive Barker’s ex-boyfriend is suing Clive for allegedly knowingly giving him HIV. Claims Clive got the virus from having sex with his cousin and that it took him this long to report because they were battling the virus together. Clive kicked him to the curb after developing a penchant for throwing drug parties with young men in their early 20′s
- Another zombie attack by a guy high on bath salts.
- Ray Bradbury, 91, died.
- Married actor Brian Presley started hitting on model Melissa Stetten during a flight out of LA. Thanks to Twitter, Melissa was able to update her 13,000+ followers in real time about just how Brian was trying to get in her pants. Best part is him taking off his wedding ring in the bathroom after Melissa starts asking him about it.
- Miss Pennsylvanie USA Sheena Monnin resigned saying the Miss USA pageant is fixed. She claims to have seen the list of finalists before the show even aired. Donald Trump says he’s planning on suing Sheena for false accusations.
- More body parts from Canadian Psycho has been delivered.
- If you’ve been waiting for Die Antwood’s new video, then you’re in luck.
- Kevin Spacey is a ventriloquist now. At least in this short film.
- Charlie Sheen says he wants to have sex with Denise Richards again.
- Robert Pattinson admits he’s not buff enough to be an action star. World nods in agreement at what this sparkly vampire has said.
Girls, Girls, Girls
- Kristen Dunst in a swimsuit in Mexico.
- Barbara Palvin is topless and in lingerie. (Site NSFW)
- Kris Humphries’ new girlfriend is apparently a Kim Kardashian knock-off.
- Kate Upton has new Beach Bunny photos and that’s notable because Kate Upton has large breasts.
- I always forget whether or not Jordana Brewster has an upper lip.