Sure, Liam Neeson will still find you with his particular set of skills but wouldn’t it be better if his family could maybe, I don’t know, stop being kidnapped?!
Sounds About Right
- Jessica Simpson’s Weight Watcher’s goal is to lose 50 pounds in five months? Good luck with that.
- Want to know how much of a badass Drake is? He has two big beefy bodyguards protecting him. While we’re on the subject, those muscles would be useless in a real fight because of how much oxygen they’d need. Jessica Simpson probably has better cardio than them.
- What’s with all these teachers being busted for having sex with students. Where were they when I was in school?
Girls, Girls, Girls
- Hey, everybody, it’s Miley Cyrus’ ass cheeks.
- Emma Stone’s magazine cover makeovers.
- Genvieve Morton rocks out in her bikini. (Site NSFW)
- So has Mila Kunis lost that weight yet?
- God damn, Kelly Osbourne, stop posting these pictures. At least learn to not kiss like you’re audition for Alien.
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- Wanna know why this guy led cops on a high speed chase from Burbank to Hollywood, crashing into three cars in the process and flipping one of them over? Because he’s got swag.
- Here’s a trailer for Dredd. With catchy pop music so you know it’ll be good. Yo, Dredd. Why are you wearing that stupid helmet? Don’t you know you look ridic? Wait a minute. Isn’t this just like The Raid?
