I had to decide between posting the Twilight trailer or that whale shooting rainbows from its blowhole but I think I correctly identified the gayer one.
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- A whale shooting a rainbow from its blowhole. Still not as gay as the Twilight trailer.
- Babymakers gets a red band trailer. Finally, a trailer made just for me with a quick glimpse of boobs.
- Society has failed.
- Why would you let an old man pull down your pants and spank you. And why do you cry like a pussy.
Oh, God
- Wilmer Valderrama goes full cholo. You never go full cholo.
- John Cena blindsided his wife with divorce papers. Now his wife says he’s been cheating on her.
- Gabriel Aubry made out well in court on Monday. Halle Berry has been ordered to pay $20,000 a month in child support.
- Sofia Vergara is definitely trying to seduce me in front of her 20-year-old son.
And How
- This is a banner day for PETA. They get to get their name in the press by slamming Kim Kardashian for wearing python boots.
- Jennifer Aniston’s breasts look bigger in Paris. It must be the water.
- How can Mary-Kate Olsen get creepier? With these photos.
- 12 dumbest glasses worn by Dwyane Wade in the NBA playoffs. This guy has the market cornered on dumb glasses.
