Alessandra Ambrosio gave birth to her second kid, a boy, two months ago on May 8th. She already looks like this.
By contrast, Jessica Simpson gave birth to a baby girl a week before on May 1. Jessica still has yet to lose the 70 pounds she gained during her pregnancy despite the looming deadline in her Weight Watcher’s contract.
So, if you were wondering why every photo of Alessandra Ambrosio in Jessica’s Victoria’s Secret catalog has her face scratched out, there’s your answer.