Fred Willard Caught Masturbating in a Porn Theater

Proving old people can’t actually get away with everything, Fred Willard was arrested last night in Hollywood at the Tiki Theater, a porn theater, in Hollywood for lewd conduct.

While doing a random walk-through, LAPD found the 78-year-old Willard with penis in hand jerking it to one of three movies: Follow Me 2, a XXX parody of The Client List and Step Dad No. 2.

He was arrested around 8:45 PM and released shortly after. He’s currently rumored to be in pre-production for a movie titled The Yank so we can all assume he was going method for this one.

But honestly. 78-years-old. He’s earned the right to masturbate in a rundown porn theater. The most the LAPD should have done is feel sorry for him.