Appearing on Jimmy Kimmel Live!, Jeremy Renner talked about the time he confused Viagra for Ambien during a plane ride from London to LA.
“A lot of times when I’m on the plane, I have to sleep. And I’m not a good sleeper on the plane,” the single star admitted. “I had to fly from London to Los Angeles for dinner, and then get right back on a plane to London. That’s 10 to 12 hours. I had to get off the plane go to work, so I had to sleep on the plane.”
To help him rest, “somebody gave me some pills, like Ambien. So I took a little sleeping pill, popped it and realized nothing’s happening — but something else was happening!” Renner recalled. “I realized very quickly that the ‘A’ was actually a little ‘V’ on the pill. Not only did I not sleep the entire flight, but there was. . . ‘camping’ . . . happening!”
He should have invited the hot stewardesses to go on a camping trip. He already pitched a tent. Might as well use it.
“The flight attendants were sort of in on the joke,” Renner added. “They were like, ‘Can we get you anything, Mr. Renner?’ ‘Yeah, funny,'” he told them. “‘Ice! Ice!'”
In actuality, “I asked for aspirin,” Renner told Kimmel. “But they won’t even give you aspirin on the plane because they don’t want the responsibility if you’re allergic.”
Too bad his friend who gave him the “Ambien” wasn’t on the flight because if I was Jeremy I would have walked over and scream, “Not so funny now, is it?!,” as I beat him over the head with my raging erection.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=fdWS0WP6iRc
He likes girls as much as Ricky Martin.