Lindsay Lohan Hung Out With Porn Star James Dean

Lindsay Lohan celebrated the 4th of July at the Shore bar with her potential The Canyons co-star James Deen, star of over 2,000 adult films. Earlier, Deen was asked if he and Lindsay were having sex. He denied it.

“I can definitely honestly say Lindsay Lohan and I are not having sex!”

Wouldn’t he tell me? “I think I would tell everybody.”

“I don’t know anything about her except for that she’s a really nice, down-to-earth, normal twenty-five-year-old girl. We went to a business dinner and she was very professional. She drank coffee and water. Then she had to call for a car because she couldn’t walk ten feet from the door because of the paparazzi.” Deen seems a little riled up, protective. Animal NY

It’s safe to say that whatever penicillin resistant super std Lindsay has, James doesn’t want to catch. There’s so much going on down in Lindsay’s vagina that scientists have likened it to primordial soup. And not in a good way.