As tears roll down a thousand Twihards’ faces and onto their cats, PEOPLE reports that Robert Pattinson has packed up and moved out of the home he shares with Kristen Stewart.
Meanwhile, sources are saying Kristen Stewart is penning a private apology letter to Rupert Sanders’ wife Liberty Ross because I’m sure reading a note from the girl who’s taint your husband licked will help things immensely.
Yet another source says Kristen and Rupert never actually had sex which I take it to mean they just made out a lot. What is this? At least tell me there was a dead hooker in the trunk. Come on. Are we in Hollywood or high school?
