Meanwhile, sources are saying Kristen Stewart is penning a private apology letter to Rupert Sanders’ wife Liberty Ross because I’m sure reading a note from the girl who’s taint your husband licked will help things immensely.
Yet another source says Kristen and Rupert never actually had sex which I take it to mean they just made out a lot. What is this? At least tell me there was a dead hooker in the trunk. Come on. Are we in Hollywood or high school?