Remember that pageant girl all hopped up on Gogo Juice, a super caffeinated blend of Mountain Dew and Red Bull or whatever fed to her by her mom? She has her own show on TLC now because America can’t get enough of watching people make fools of themselves.
The only reason people watch shows like this is for the feeling of superiority that washes over them as they see an entire family gleefully smack their bellies not realizing they’ve become a caricature of themselves.

















