Michael Fassbender seems pretty agile to do an inverted 69.
Dark Knight News
- Chris Nolan has not met anybody who loves 3D. Neither have I but that won’t stop the studios from charging people a premium to see a post-converted movie.
- Rush Limbaugh thinks there’s a conspiracy against Mitt Romney being perpetrated by the new Dark Knight movie because the main villain is named Bane and Bain is the financial services company founded by Romney. This makes a lot of sense since Bane was introduced in 1993 and Obama has clearly mastered time travel, another demonic ability those dirty liberals use.
- Rotten Tomatoes has banned commenting on The Dark Knight because people don’t want any reviews to ruin their hype.
Of Course
- Pete Doherty was kicked out of rehab for being disruptive. Also for being Pete Doherty or should I say, Dougherty. Get it? Hello?
- Uma Thurman is already showing off her new baby.
- Adam Levine is definitely not a fan of Chris Brown. Every time he hears one of his songs, he’s blinded by rage.
Yikes
- Demi Lovato feels her best when she’s naked.
- Ever wanted to see Octomom stripping? No? Well, too bad. I accidentally clicked on this so now you’ll suffer too.
- Carrie Underwood did the bikini thing in Canada.
- Pete Rose’s girlfriend is sort of hot.
- Uh oh, looks like Ashley Tisdale spotted the photog staring down at her.
