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Today’s News Brought to You by Dane Cook’s Aurora Shooting Joke

By on July 27, 2012
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This joke was terrible. I don’t mean in poor taste terrible but that it was unfunny terrible.

  • Don Perry, vice president of public relations at Chick-fil-A and the mouthpiece during this big Chick-fil-A is anti-gay ordeal, died of a heart attack this morning. ”Don was a member of our Chick-fil-A family for nearly 29 years.  He was a well-respected and well-liked media executive in the Atlanta and University of Georgia communities, and we will all miss him.” Understandably, trying to navigate through the fallout of this Chick-fil-A fiasco would give anyone a heart attack.
  • Oh, look. Jennifer Aniston’s boyfriend is wearing skinny jeans.
  • Charlize Theron is pretty pissed at Kristen Stewart for sleeping with her friend’s husband.
  • Paris Hilton is pro-domestic violence it seems.
  • I’m not sure why Victoria Justice is doing these weird sex positions but I like it. (Site NSFW)
  • If you need swimwear modeled, Katarina Ivanovska is your woman.
  • Fred Willard is already joking about his public masturbation.
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