Nepotism is alive and well in Hollywood. Angelina Jolie is planning to put her and Brad Pitt’s daughter, 4-year-old Vivienne Jolie-Pitt, in Maleficent, her live action Sleeping Beauty movie.
In a minor role, Vivienne will play the child version of Prince Aurora. Elle Fanning plays the grown version. Interestingly, this won’t be their first kid they put in one of their movies. Shiloh made a cameo in 2008’s The Curious Case of Benjamin Button.
Once again, the minorities get shafted. Maddox, Zahara and Pax must be forming their own little ACLU right now. Their protests will consist of not eating their vegetables, pooping their pants every hour and being generally difficult. Their chants of protest? No justice, no peas. …I’m sorry.