Former California governor Arnold Schwarzenegger sat down with ESPN’s 30 for 30 Shorts. One of the things he mentioned was how, as a child, the posters in his room of half-naked oiled up men worried his mom. Basically his mom thought he was gayer than Richard Simmons.
“So she called the house doctor and said, ‘Is there something wrong? Is my son turning south here? All his friends have girls on the wall and he has only men oiled up with little briefs on.'”
Later, his mom would find out her fears were unfounded. Not only was Arnold a gigantic bag of straight hormones, famously harassing Brazilian women at Carnivale, but he also banged the housekeeper and had a secret child with her while he was married to Maria Shriver. Whew. Dodged that glittery bullet. Right, mom?
Man, this dude is even bigger than the negger!
She was dare, she was available