Courtney Stodden Turns 18, Has 4 Porn Offers, Naturally

Courtney Stodden just turned 18, 42 in fame whore years, and she’s already received four offers to be a hardcore porn star.

One offer is from Brazzers.com who wants her to star in a scene with Keiran Lee, the man with the “million dollar penis.” Hopefully that doesn’t mean he dipped his erection in 24 karat gold and now uses it to have sex.

Another offer comes from Babes.com who have already written a script specifically for Courtney called Happily Humping My Hubby. One line from the script is: “I may be young but I can s*** a d*** like a much, MUCH more experienced s***. I’ll d*** t**** it, l*** his b****, do whatever I gotta do to get that m**** l*** all on my f***.”

Knowing Courtney, she’ll probably try to pronounce the asterisks while reciting her lines. “Oh, baby. I’m c-asterisk-asterisk-asterisk-ing.” It’ll be the sexiest porno ever.