Kim Kardashian Is Kanye West’s ‘Perfect B*tch’

I’m not sure if Kim Kardashian should take this as a compliment or not but Kanye debuted a new track last weekend at a club in NYC called “Perfect B*tch” and he just tweeted to confirm that the song is indeed about Kim. So, yes, Kim is Kanye West’s “perfect b*tch.” That guy should really write for Hallmark.

One of the funnier responses was from Office writer/actor B.J. Novak.

You are too sweet, Kanye, you make the rest of us look bad! "@kanyewest: I wrote the song Perfect Bitch about Kim"

— B.J. Novak (@bjnovak) August 7, 2012

He’s right. Kanye is too sweet. Not only is Kim Kanye’s b*tch but she’s his perfect b*tch and Kanye wrote a song about her being his perfect b*tch. How can any guy compete with this modern day Romeo?