Kristen Stewart Banned From Robert Pattinson’s Premiere

Cosmopolis premieres August 13 in New York and one person you won’t see on the red carpet is Kristen Stewart. Because she’s banned.

“Despite the fact Robert and Kristen have been communicating by cell phone, she will not be at the Cosmopolis New York premiere,” a source said.

“Security was briefed and they were told that Kristen is not allowed anywhere near the red carpet or the after party.

“The decision was made because Robert just doesn’t want to see her. There were fears that she could use it as a chance to talk to him in person and that sort of drama is not wanted at the premiere.

If she wanted to talk to him face to face, it’d make more sense just to break into his house and hide in his closet until he comes home like a normal ex-girlfriend. If she does decide to do that, she should make sure to jump out at him when he least expects it and scream, “WHY ARE YOU IGNORING ME?!”