Lady Gaga tells Vogue magazine that while she’s a free spirit, you won’t see pictures of her going crazy and dancing on top of bars topless because her friends won’t ever let her do that when they know she’d get caught. Oh, thank god. Someone remind me to send her friends some roses.
Gaga also says she still has time at night to have sex on the beach when no one’s around. So that explains why sometimes she acts like she has sand in her vagina. It’s cause she does.