In badass news of the day, LL Cool J subdued an intruder in his house using only peace and harmony. Peace and Harmony is what he calls his fists by the way. He used them to break the intruder’s nose and jaw.
According to reports, at 2 AM this morning, LL heard noises coming from downstairs. When he went to check it out, he found a man in his house who had tripped the alarm system. LL took matters into his own hands or rather clenched fists and went a few rounds with him before LAPD arrived. A stark contrast to what I would have done which would have been to hide in the closet under some sheets and pee myself a little.
Granted, this news became a little less badass when it was discovered the man was a transient who may suffer from mental issues. So, when LL tells this story, he should definitely talk about how he beat the crap out of a guy who broke into his house at 2 AM in the morning but maybe leave out the part where the guy was just sitting in front of his open fridge counting how many pickles were in a jar.