Last week, nude photos of Victoria’s Secret model Miranda Kerr shot by French photographer Laurent Darmon in 2009 were posted on his website. They were quickly taken down. But thankfully this is the internet. Nothing seen can be unseen. Which is why you can see them here. Believe me. You don’t want to unsee these. I’ve been staring at them for the past few hours without blinking hoping they would imprint onto my retinas.
If you’re wondering, these aren’t the only nudes Miranda has ever done. She did a topless pregnant shoot in the 12/2010 issue of W, uncensored outtakes from her 6/2010 GQ shoot, and for the 2010 Pirelli calendar.
It’s times like these I wish I lived in the make believe world of television crime dramas where computers come with an “enhance” key.