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Neil Armstrong Died, Neil Young Still Alive

Neil Armstrong, the first man to step on the moon, at least according to our government and supposed “footage” *cue X-Files music*, died today. He was 82.

According to his family, Armstrong died from complications related to cardiovascular surgery. He underwent a heart bypass surgery in Cincinnati this month.

In other news, Neil Young is alive despite NBC saying otherwise.

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