Joining Mariah Carey and her Hello Kitties! at the American Idol judging table will be Nicki Minaj, who should actually count as 3 people. Because she likes to pretend she has multiple personality disorder, you see.
“I’m not sure the deal is completely done yet, but yes, she is definitely doing it,” one insider reveals. “A few more slight things to sign off on but it is happening.”
A second source says the “Super Bass” rapper, 29, is “100% confirmed to judge American Idol.” Reps for FOX and Minaj had no comment when contacted by Us.
Fantastic. Contestant’s Idol futures will now be determined by Mariah Carey, a diva who probably won’t be paying attention because she’s looking for someone to hold her straw, Nicki Minaj, whose success is owed in part to the studios that created her, and Randy Jackson, who’s only advice ever is to stop being pitchy.