Apparently douchebaggery is genetic. A fact proven by Megan Lochte, Olympic gold medalist Ryan Lochte’s sister, on a Maryland talk show four years ago after coming back from the Beijing Olympics. A clip of which is below. Megan just comes out of the gate swinging calling the Chinese “chinks.” It didn’t help that the host and his co-host egged her on and threw in their own little jabs at China.
Asked how China was and how long she was there: We were there for over a week. China was chinked out. It was… totally, like, Chinese, everything. Chinked. There was only chinks. Everywhere.
Hey, this interview is starting out great. *Grabs popcorn*
Suggesting maybe to not use that word: But it fits them ’cause they’re like chinks.
*Stares blankly* Yes… keep going.
Megan goes on to describe how everyone there likes to take pictures. “Chink chink,” is how she described the sound of the camera flashes suggesting that’s probably where the word came from.
It wasn’t but don’t tell that to Megan because it might literally blow her mind. Whatever the case, the topic got to ninjas after she described Chinese drivers as ninjas.
On whether ninjas are Chinese or Japanese: They’re whatever we want. They’re Asian.
In her defense, ninjas are always masked and it’s a Megan Lochte proven fact that all Asians know kung fu. That’s what ninjas practice, right? Eh, whatever.
On what the Great Wall should be called: Like, fucking huge OCD fence.
*Starts slow clap* And here I thought stupidity could no longer reach such great heights. This chick is so dumb, Paris Hilton is probably laughing at her. On the bright side, at least the Olympics didn’t happen somewhere in Africa.
Fun fact: Megan studied multicultural marketing in the University of Maryland, Baltimore.