It is around 100 degrees in my room and there’s no AC. I’m marinating in my own juices. I should be pretty tasty by the end of the day.
Damn
- Trojan is using hot dog carts to distribute vibrators. Someone stole my idea!
- Jennifer Garner shows off her post-baby body. Suck it, Jessica Simpson.
- Deep throating asparagus is apparently really popular.
- Jennifer Lawrence wants $10M for the Hunger Games sequel and she’ll likely get it. If she plays her cards right. *Licks finger, rubs nipple*
Lies!
- Bar Refaeli says eating is one of the best things in life. Ha, what a fatty. Amirite?
- Sofia Vergara’s wardrobe malfunction wasn’t a wardrobe malfunction at all. It was just me finally developing and perfecting my telekinesis.
- Sara Underwood’s spread for Maxim may just be a rehash of her Me and My Place shoot but you don’t see me complaining. (Site NSFW)
See for Yourself
- Finally, what you’ve all been asking for. The 29 sexiest twitpics of Kaylyn Kyle, the Canadian soccer player.
- Up top: Arrested Development started filming today and some people still aren’t convinced because of how many times they’ve been burned in the past, so Jason Bateman tweeted proof.
