Olympics
- The Olympic fencer who was screwed out of a guaranteed medal because a 15-year-old was in charge of running the timer will get a consolation medal. This is better known as the “we know we screwed up and this is the closest we’ll get to admitting it” medal.
- A Ryan Lochte supercut.
- I still can’t believe the Spice Girls are closing out the Olympics. Is this London’s most celebrated talent?
Yikes
- LibraryOklahoma has become so hot that their street lights have melted.
- Psycho James Holmes faces 142 counts for killing 12 people at the midnight showing of The Dark Knight.
- Despite filing for bankruptcy, Jose Canseco is still playing poker.
That’s More Like It
- Jenna Fischer managed to lose her baby weight over 10 months without a chef or nanny. Suck it, Jessica Simpson.
- Derek Jeter’s new piece seems pretty attractive. I wonder if she got more than just a signed baseball when they first slept together.
- Keira Knightley has a potty mouth.
- Jorgie Porter from Hollyoaks is pretty amazing in Maxim. (Site NSFW)
- Steve Carrell says comedy has become “uber-cynical” and “mean.” Why can’t we joke about puppies anymore?!
- Jodie Marsh takes her boobs to the Caribbean.
