If all goes according to Kris Jenner’s plans, we may be seeing the most boring Kardashian reality show spin-off ever. One starring 16-year-old Kendall Jenner and 14-year-old Kylie Jenner. While everyone thinks different, they’re telling everyone it’s a great idea because, like, they’re best friends and they, like, “go on a lot of adventures.”
“We do crazy stuff. We will kidnap one of our friends or get a group together and go to Disneyland for the night.”
You go to Disneyland? Well isn’t that exciting. Please, don’t tell me more. Seriously. Stop right now before I slit my wrists with this Kardashian embossed letter opener.
“We do what we want to do. We’re just like, ‘Let’s make it happen! That sounds so fun!’”
Says Kendall, “We’re such rebels. As long as we get home and into bed before 9. Other than that. We do whatever we want.” Adds Kylie, “Sometimes I don’t even floss!”
The only time I want to hear about a new Kardashian reality show is if it ties in to Shark Week as in, I better hear the tv announcer say, “The Kardashians get eaten by sharks. Tonight! On Shark Week.”