Christina Aguilera released the music video for “F*ck Your Body” now called “Love Your Body” because won’t somebody please think of the children?! It’s about a chubby chick who goes around having sex with strangers.
The video left me with a few questions:
- Is she really singing in front of a trailer home? Because bravo. That seemed very appropriate.
- That’s gross, what did she do in that bathroom? Why is that guy covered in blue stuff? Did they have sex in the tidy bowl toilet?
- Why did she bring a baseball bat with her when she went to bang the second guy? Did she stick that up somewhere? What is this, Thailand?
- How tight did that outfit need to be to make her waist look that small? Was it reinforced with Wolverine’s bones?