Hollywood Chamber of Commerce Tells Kim Kardashian to GTFO

Last week, Kim Kardashian told V Magazine that she would love to be the first reality tv star to get a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. After a solid 30 minutes of laughter, the Hollywood Chamber of Commerce, the ones who handle the stars, says there’s no chance of that happening unless she has at least a five year acting career.

“Part of criteria in being honored is receiving awards such as Emmys, SAG Awards, Oscars… in the category of television, live-stage performance or motion pictures.

“And they have to have a career in the business of acting for five years or more.”

I’m the last one to defend Kim but again, Apollo 11 astronauts, Magic Johnson, Muhammad Ali, Absolut Vodka, and Mickey Mouse all have stars. From that list, the only one who had at least a five year career in the business is a cartoon. Suffice to say, with enough money, anything in Hollywood can be bought. There’s a good chance that in 5 years Kris Jenner will throw enough their way to get an honorary star. So they should just get it over with and give Kim a star already. But put it in Skid Row where all the crackheads hang out. They can make it a real Hollywood Walk of Shame.