Jessica Simpson Shows Off New Body

After months of workouts and me calling her fat, Jessica Simpson finally showed off her new figure today on Katie Couric’s new show after shrouding it in secrecy for months. Jessica said she lost more than 40 pounds.

However much she lost, it was a drastic improvement over the amorphous blog she became during her pregnancy. And that story about her not being able to run because her boobs were too big? I believe it now. Even with a sports bra, there’s a 90% chance they’ll flop up and smack her in the face with each step.